Stop gifting stuff they will regift
One mask. A decade of laughter.
Choose from 10 hyper-real characters that do not just get a chuckle - they start a legend.
Supporting local theater arts with every character sold.
Crusty Old Timer Mask
Material & Fit
Unlike mass-produced party store masks, we use ultra-flexible theatrical silicone. It stretches to fit any head size and transfers your jaw movements for a terrifyingly real look.
Outdoor Durability
Designed for the elements. Whether you are hitting the slopes in Tahoe or casting lines in the Gulf, the pigment is fused into the silicone so it will not peel or fade.
Shipping & returns
Free shipping on orders over $50, dispatched within 24 hours and delivered in 3 to 5 days.
If your skin does not love it, one email within 60 days gets you a full refund. Opened jars included.
Pores, wrinkles, and age spots are hand-painted for a look that fools people even at close range.
When you talk, the mask moves. The silicone mimics your muscle movements for total immersion.
Breathable ports allow for airflow, making it comfortable from the ski lift to the campfire.
We trade the scary for the uncanny. It is funny because it looks so disturbingly real.
From a gag to a stolen identity