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THEATER-GRADE SILICONE
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The secret weapon for legendary ski trips and fishing weekends from Aspen to the Ozarks.

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Crusty Old Timer Mask

Cheap latex looks like a toy. This feels like a second skin.
R 499.00 R 666.00 -25%
One mask lasts a lifetime of pranks
Face - Smiley Sam
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Material & Fit

Unlike mass-produced party store masks, we use ultra-flexible theatrical silicone. It stretches to fit any head size and transfers your jaw movements for a terrifyingly real look.

Outdoor Durability

Designed for the elements. Whether you are hitting the slopes in Tahoe or casting lines in the Gulf, the pigment is fused into the silicone so it will not peel or fade.

Shipping & returns

Free shipping on orders over $50, dispatched within 24 hours and delivered in 3 to 5 days.

If your skin does not love it, one email within 60 days gets you a full refund. Opened jars included.

Why Axion Depo dominates the room
Hyper-Real Texture

Pores, wrinkles, and age spots are hand-painted for a look that fools people even at close range.

Full Jaw Motion

When you talk, the mask moves. The silicone mimics your muscle movements for total immersion.

Why Axion Depo dominates the room
Temperature Control

Breathable ports allow for airflow, making it comfortable from the ski lift to the campfire.

Gore-Free Humor

We trade the scary for the uncanny. It is funny because it looks so disturbingly real.

From a gag to a stolen identity

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Based on 2023 customer survey
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Viral moments across the US
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Real world field test results
4.9 out of 5 from 3,200+ characters
A legacy of shocking faces
Why Axion Depo is the last word in novelty gifts.
David Brown
David Brown

Gifted the Crusty Old Timer to my ski buddy in Denver. He wore it under his goggles. The lift operator was genuinely concerned about his health until he started laughing. Legendary quality.

Sarah Williams
Sarah Williams

Best gift for my husband ever. He uses it to prank his fishing buddies in Houston. The detail is so gross it is actually beautiful. High quality silicone that does not smell.

Robert Martinez
Robert Martinez

I have bought funny masks before that were just plastic garbage. This is a real theatrical prop. It fits like a glove and the movement is insane. I am buying two more for the crew.

Ashley Miller
Ashley Miller

The shipping was fast and the packaging was discreet. I hid it in my husband's gym bag and he nearly jumped out of his skin when he saw it. 10/10 reaction.

A man wearing a realistic Crusty Old Timer mask laughing in a modern living room with rose and charcoal decor.
A man wearing a realistic, humorous old timer mask sitting in a modern, well-lit living room with rose and charcoal decor.
A man holding a realistic Crusty Old Timer mask in a modern living room with rose and charcoal decor.
A man wearing a realistic Crusty Old Timer mask laughing in a modern living room with rose and charcoal decor.
A man wearing a realistic, humorous old timer mask sitting in a modern, well-lit living room with rose and charcoal decor.
60 DAYS TO KILL THE ROOM
If your mask does not result in a legendary laugh or a viral video within 60 days, send it back for a full refund. No hard feelings, just high standards for humor.
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A man holding a realistic Crusty Old Timer mask in a modern living room with rose and charcoal decor.
A man wearing a realistic old man mask sits in a modern living room with friends, creating a fun and relaxed atmosphere.
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